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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:55 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:13 -0400

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

URGENT!

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:21:13 -0400

xere-the-sun-risesx:

WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

halesparkles: zainclaw: alphavenger: lonewolfed: vernonboyd: jackson kills everyone in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:18:37 -0400

halesparkles:

zainclaw:

alphavenger:

lonewolfed:

vernonboyd:

jackson kills everyone in the police station

jackson whittegore

jackson is so tired he falls asleep

jackson whittesnore

jackson turns to a life of prostitution

jackson whittewhore

jackson plays lacrosse

jackson whittescore

jackson becomes a wizard

jackson whittedore

jackson quoth the raven

whittemore

felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:17:28 -0400

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:16:06 -0400

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:14:14 -0400

nbcnews: Moon Rocks? Vials of Apollo 11 moon dust found in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:13:27 -0400

nbcnews:

Moon Rocks? Vials of Apollo 11 moon dust found in storage at California warehouse

(Photo: Berkeley Lab - Roy Kaltschmidt)

Vials of moon dust brought back to Earth by the first men on the moon have been found inside a lab warehouse in California after sitting in storage unnoticed for more than 40 years.

Read the complete story.

are you fucking kidding me? get your shit together nasa. this is why people think you’re not worth it.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:57:27 -0400

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:26:41 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:19 -0400

allonsyraerae: Working more on this whole Selkie...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:24:24 -0400

allonsyraerae:

Working more on this whole Selkie thing.

Underwater kisses are still a thing, right? Or am I totally late on this.

Anyhoooo.

Selkie things.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:51 -0400

catelynsstark: “I cannot heal them, but I can show them that...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:04 -0400

catelynsstark:

“I cannot heal them, but I can show them that their mother cares.”

#sometimes i get so confused and even a little bit offended at people who don’t think dany would make a good ruler #are we reading the same books? watching the same show? #some fans point out that she would be a bad ruler of westeros and that others could do better #but daenerys is unique in the fact that she knows what it’s like to be at the bottom and the top #she was afraid and alone her entire childhood with no place to call home #and the power she earns after being basically sold to khal drogo is that of her own making #the khalasar that sticks with her after drogo’s death stay out of loyalty because she showed them kindness and so begins her mhysa storyline #afterwards her dragons and confidence give her power and with that power the one thing that she strives for is her people #she wants to keep them safe no matter the cost #she wants power but she thinks of the people above everything and that is why she frees the slaves in the slave cities #she can’t bare to cross the narrow sea while thinking of all the people she could have helped if only she had acted #so she does act: and it wasn’t a perfect plan and maybe she didn’t have the RIGHT to do it #but she did and her intentions were simple: helping people #people who later thank her and call her mhysa without her asking for their thanks #she wants to help people above all and that is why she will eventually be the best person fit to sit on the iron throne #she has cravings for destruction and revenge and fire and blood #but underneath it all at the end of the day she is only a young girl learning to care for the people who chose to follow her

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:22:46 -0400

armyofdorkness: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:18 -0400

armyofdorkness:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

COCKSICLES!

“Flapper “ The notorious character type who bobbed her hair,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:44 -0400

“Flapper “

The notorious character type who bobbed her hair, smoke cigarettes, drank gin, sported short skirts, and passed her evenings in steamy jazz clubs, where she danced in a shockingly immodest fashion with a revolving cast of male suitors.”

“The New Woman of the 1920s boldly asserted her right to dance, drink, smoke, and date— to work her own property, to live free of the strictures that governed her mother’s generation. (…) She flouted Victorian-era conventions and scandalized her parents. In many ways, she controlled her own destiny”

sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:59 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:20 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:23:25 -0400